I’m a high femme hussy

I don’t even shave my pussy

I like my cat au natural

I don’t listen to the patriarchy, he’s irrational!

I knew I was a lesbian the moment I read about femme and butch  

When I die, I want to go to butch heaven

Never had a queer celebrity crush growing up

Because I never saw a butch or stud that got me bricked up

I fantasize about taking that strap

I’ll go all day and night no cap

I really need to find me a stud

2 ½ years of celibacy is starting to feel like a dud

The internet made me afraid to say I’m a pillow princess

They’ll praise a domme femme and turn around to push a bottom into the shadows with their nastiness

The pillow princess hate is rooted in misogyny

If you’re not physically putting in work, then you get called lazy

What they don’t realize is my pleasure hits a stone’s g-spot

What they didn’t understand is my moans put in more work than they thought

And it’s okay because we’re all different

Some people need to do tricks but I’m rather magnificent

They think being a pillow princess makes you a flop

Little do they know I’m the bottom who comes out on top

No offense to Patrick, but I’m not a starfish

It’s just that if you saw the moves I did in bed, you’d think they were delish

But Tumblr’s my safe place

They took me in, affirmed my desires, and showed me how to own it with grace

But don’t run and join Tumblr because I want to keep my community safe

I’d hate to go to jail because one of you weirdos couldn’t mind your business so now, I have to catch a case

But I would kill your nosiness quick and clean

In nursing school, I learned about the carotid artery

Bless your heart, you would barely feel a thing

Okay I think you get the idea

When it comes to a butch or stud, my nails will grow into knives like ch-ch-ch-chia

When I die, I want to go to butch heaven

Oh, it’s heaven can’t you see

Butches of all heights or sizes and anyone is more than enough for me

Oh, it’s paradise plain and simple

I could get any stud with just my dimple

But daddy I love him

Don’t be scared of a gender nonconforming suit for a swim

But mommy I love her

When we’re together, time becomes a blur

Well one day I’ll find my butch or stud whose heaven sent

I’ll see them in my dreams but in reality, they won’t be here one day then gone the next

When I die, I want to go to butch heaven

I’m a high femme hussy

I dated a sailor so don’t be surprised if I say a cussy

We high femme hussies embody true femininity

We express our true selves not for but in spite of patriarchy