We the People’s Purge
This is not a test
This is the last Emergency Broadcast System
Announcing the Commencement of a Heavenly Purge
Sanctioned by God who will show the way to all who want to surge
The bell has rung so sit your ass in your damn seats for a lesson about originality
I choose the bear and I’m cooking like Carmy
It was never about saying I got the ingredients no help no soul family
It was about taking the ingredients the earth shared with me to make this MasterChef recipe
No physical weapons will be needed for this one.
The deadliest weapon is the people’s power of revolution.
I pray to God for forgiveness for the way I cheered after Luigi’s execution
Brian will always be Kathy’s son
And don’t you dare ask any mother to forgive her child’s killer because death is not a human decision
I firmly believe Luigi is my soul brother
Our thinking has common ground but our actions differ
We’re not God’s puppets because we all have free will, yes sir
Luigi, will you let me shine as your sun if I embrace your shadow as my moon?
I would like to sit with you as we switch between being students and teachers
To all those behind bars, I pray to God you learn to celebrate a life-sentence of self-love, forgiveness, and evolution
Of course, I’m an abolitionist who won’t rest until every jail and prison becomes places for rehabilitation
Salute to my appointed fleet admiral, Olayemi Olurin
Together we’ll convert Riker’s from a prison to a place for refugee’s salvation
Eric, I’m instructing you to hand General Olurin your resignation
2+0+2+5 = 9
Don’t worry, we’ll all be just fine
The end of this deadly nightmare has been predicted by numerology
It’s the year of the snake and we’re shedding all demonic energy
Why should a good worker be scared of losing their jobs?
If your boss fires you, we have social media so you can tell the people about ‘em
For my final trick, I’m aiming to transform Elon, Jeff, and Mark’s careers
The people will throw the water so you know it’s divinely orchestrated to disintegrate ‘em
The corrupt should hide and find a safe place to temporarily go
Have your assistants stock up, don’t leave your home, and listen to my transformative poetry so you’ll soul will glow
Then the world will break a leg at your show
You could never be one step ahead of a psychic medium who reads tarot
I’m channeling Diana assassinated by a false queen for the divine power she possessed
She let me borrow her crown
Smile and wave to the second people’s princess
Stop searching for the medicine from things you can buy with your purse
Y’all should have known the world would be cured by a nurse
It’s already show time for part 2 because I’m the Wicked Witch from the Midwest born to lift the curse
"Haaaaaahhh! Hahhhhhhhh! Haaaaaahhhh! Woooooaaaaahhhh! Haahhhhhh! Wooooooohhh... Haaaaahhhhh! Haaaahhh... Oooooooohhhh! HAAAAAHHHH!!"
For the greedy, my poems will be your final test
Boo, no more evil is on the verge
Welcome to God’s Final Purge
